Ode to a Seam Ripper

Oh seam ripper, Oh seam ripper
How wonderful thou art
To rescue me so deftly
From another dodgy dart
Oh seam ripper, oh seam ripper
When I sucumb to messy stitching
You sort out all my cock ups
Without laughing,without bitching
Oh seam ripper, oh seam ripper
You remain suprisingly chipper
When faced with yet another
Of my dodgy, bodged up zippers
Oh seam ripper, oh seam ripper
As I make do and mend
What would I do without you
My trusty, pointy friend?!

(Anyone would think I had loads of time on my hands huh?! I am just LOVING my seam ripper, that’s all….Px)
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7 Comments

  1. A.J.A. February 24, 2011

    That’s great! You are hilarious :)! We’d all be lost without our seam rippers, eh?

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  2. Alyssa February 24, 2011

    Lol! Nothing like a good sharp seam ripper.

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  3. Louise February 24, 2011

    I’m hoping at some point I can retire my seam ripper as every line of sewing will be perfect…… yeah right! I doubt it as well!

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  4. Suzie February 25, 2011

    Hee hee hee, I love it! and I love my seam ripper too!

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  5. Marie February 25, 2011

    Here, here! Seam rippers rule, that’s for sure!

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  6. Tilly February 25, 2011

    Love it!

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  7. Kimberly September 14, 2011

    that’s brilliant.

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